Occasionally I’ll come in contact with someone out in the cyber world who absolutely shocks me. OK, ‘occasionally’ is putting it lightly. If I send an email asking about the details to a professional event, and CutieGirl152 writes me back, you can probably guess I won’t be coming. If your email address hasn’t changed since 1992, we need to talk. What the heck is your email address saying about you, your company, or your organization? If “GaGa4Poodles” is what you’re going for … well, I don’t know exactly how to respond to that.