#DNN Superheroes Tangle with Word Empress
The Blog Bombshell matches wits with Sprocketeer and TechMan
Seated at yet another cheap website, we find a man, his head in his hand, staring at his reflection in the bottom of a beer glass.
"Why did I fall for her? It all happened so fast. It all seemed so easy. She was so, so .. attractive. She promised a good time. All I said was, 'A little to the right' and she became a monster! I guess I'll just have to ...learn to live with it!
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Our Mighty Mini Marvels of Content Management, Sprocketeer and TechMan, had heard this story all too often. "We can help. Sit tight" said the Gallant Gearhead. "First, let's go find Word Empress."
It was easy. It seems everyone knows how to find her. We caught up to her in a Jazz bar.
"Hi ya, fellas. Lookin' for a quick fix?"
TechMan shot back. "Not with you, you Blog Bombshell."
Sprocketeer and TechMan had her cornered. Then, Word Empress pulled a small object out of her purse, as small as a mouse, and clicked it. All of a sudden, the room began spinning, and then the bar changed themes and it was a country western bar.
The Dynamic Content Duo were momentarily stunned, and in that momentary moment, Sprocketeer heard a whisper in his ear. A female voice said seductively "you can always find me. Just .. View Source."
When the Mighty Mini Marvels of Content Management regained their senses, Word Empress was gone.
"She won't be hard to track down again" said TechMan.
"Right, old chum," returned Sprocketeer, "so for now let's go help some of her conquests pick up the pieces. Tomorrow we fly to DNNWorld, where we can plan a major offensive."
Tune in next time, fans, when our boys in Orange head to the Orange State.
(today's guest villain came with apologies to the talented artist at figurerealm - take a look at his original figure)
Don Gingold
Co-Founder and Managing Director of Sprocket Websites, Inc.; Co-Founder Chicago Area DotNetNuke User Group
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